Creature Sightings / Prime
Giant Lobster Climbs Prime
Officials are responding after witnesses reported a giant lobster climbing onto the roof of Prime restaurant.
BWN Video Report
Vertical report: lobster on Prime rooftop
A fictional emergency bulletin from Broken World News says diners near Huntington Harbor paused service after a giant lobster was allegedly seen climbing the exterior of Prime.
The satirical report describes a calm but confused crowd watching the oversized crustacean settle near the roofline as phones appeared throughout the patio.
What witnesses reported
Several invented witnesses said the lobster moved with surprising confidence and ignored repeated requests to leave the dinner rush alone.
One fictional bystander claimed the creature appeared to be searching for melted butter, a detail BWN has not independently verified because this is not a real report.
Officials are investigating
In this fictional account, local officials are reviewing rooftop access points and consulting seafood experts.
No real emergency response is implied, and Prime is not affiliated with this satire report.
Disclosure
AI-generated satire. This fictional story was created for entertainment.
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