Broken World News is fictional, AI-generated satire. Stories are not real news reports.
Meet the Newsroom
Behind every questionable report is a highly organized team of fictional journalists, editors, investigators, and specialists dedicated to covering Long Island's least reliable news.
Featured Anchor
Lead Anchor
Brock Newsome anchors Broken World News' nightly broadcasts, delivering calm updates during deer uprisings, migrating lighthouses, giant lobsters, penguin escapes, and every other completely fictional emergency. He insists every story receive at least two imaginary sources before going live.
Newsroom Departments
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Responsible for monitoring unusual incidents across Long Island.
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"When wildlife makes the news."
Tracks animal activity across Long Island.
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Focuses on beaches, ferries, marinas, and shoreline activity.
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Monitors transportation incidents.
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Investigates suspicious events requiring additional fictional reporting.
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Responsible for publishing stories across all platforms.
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